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Seriously, don't be like me. Stay away from/Avoid this place like the plague/Run for the hills as fast as you can. You've been warned.
Pwned by These N00BS|
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This Site's a Scam Ya Clown
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- Seriously, dude/For realz/Trust me on this
- Avoid it like the plague/Stay away from it/Run in the opposite direction
- Don't be a chump/Don't get played/Protect your wallet
Heads Up! This Site Will Steal Your Cash Like a POS {
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Don't let these crooks get the best of you! Stay smart and keep your money safe.
Avoid This Website Like the Plague, You Idiot
Dude, listen up! If you stumble that dump website,
turn around and run like hell. Seriously, I'm telling you, it's a nightmare. They got viruses all over the place just waiting to infect your system.
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- Save yourself the headache and stay far away
- Look for red flags before you buy